What to do
Hand out 3 Quests.
Objective by objective
- Kill or interact with Dumass NPC #47444
- Kill or interact with Kingslayer Orkus NPC #47443
- Kill or interact with Johnny Awesome NPC #47442
The quest's own structured objectives. How many of each you need is set by the game when you accept it, so it is not stored here – the sentence above is the quest's own wording.
The quest giver's words
Come in here dear <boy/girl>, have a cigar. You're gonna go far and fly high as a ranking officer of the Forsaken. Yes, indeed, this is the good life and you are going to live it!
I want you to take these orders and dispense them to the lowly scrubs that come along looking for work. Who you give what to is wholly at your discretion.
When you're ready, mount up on my trusty skeletal steed - so they don't miss you - and start living the life! Which means just stand there and wait.
Progress
How's the "desk job" coming?
Completion
So how was it? Everything that you dreamed it would be? Exciting, no?
No?
<Darthalia sighs.>
I can see that you're a true hero. You need action. I guess a "desk job" isn't for you.
Category: Hillsbrad Foothills.
What you need
- Handed to you when you accept it
- Daily Report - Hillsbrad Foothills
The reward
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Quest Giver's Pauldrons
item #65693 · Uncommon · item level 20 · sells for 9s 59c
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Cue Cue Gloves
item #65671 · Uncommon · item level 20 · sells for 6s 23c
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Portable Lap Desk
item #65711 · Uncommon · item level 20 · sells for 11s 63c
- Money
- none
- Experience
- 1,550
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at level 25 or lower; less above
By character level
Level Experience Share 19–25 1,550 100% 26 1,250 80% 27 925 60% 28 625 40% 29 310 20% 30–89 160 10% 90 none level cap The game pays the full figure up to five levels above the quest, then 20 % less for each level more, down to a tenth, and none at the level cap. A bonus of your own (a guild perk, a holiday) comes on top.
The listed figures and the players here disagree, so both are shown rather than one picked.
- Experience: players were paid 10% more than the 1,550 listed. An experience bonus (heirlooms, a guild perk) pays more; a character well above the quest's level earns less.
Reputation
- Undercity +250
Who it is for
- Faction
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- Race
- any race
- Class
- any class
- Level
- quest level 20, requires level 19
- Profession
- none
- Repeats
- once only
The chain
Before this
Nothing – this is where the chain starts.
After this
- Trouble at Azurelode #28111
- Glorious Harvest #28114
- Past Their Prime #28115
- Deep Mine Rescue #28156
- No One Here Gets Out Alive #28192
- *Gurgle* HELP! *Gurgle* #28345
Where it starts and ends
- Starts at
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- High Executor Darthalia npc · Hillsbrad Foothills at 0.292, 0.633
- Hand in to
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- High Executor Darthalia npc · Hillsbrad Foothills at 0.292, 0.633
- pick up
- turn in
These two markers are the quest giver's and the hand-in's own positions – not where anybody was standing. The recorded positions are further down, under the community data.
Relevant locations
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Hillsbrad Foothills
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High Executor Darthalia
Starts the quest · 29.2, 63.3
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High Executor Darthalia
Hand the quest in · 29.2, 63.3
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Johnny Awesome
Quest objective · 29.2, 63.4
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The pins are the game's own map markers; the coordinates are the game's 0–100, as
/way takes them.
What players recorded
Everything below this line is a different kind of knowledge from everything above it. Above: what the quest is, the same on every realm. Below: what actually happened when people played it, uploaded by them, with the number of runs printed against every figure. It is an observation, not a fact about the quest.
This guide rests on 1 completed run. That is enough to show where people went and not enough to trust the timings – treat them as one player's evening.
How precise this guide is
Early guide Built from 1 run by 1 player – low confidence. Every upload of this quest sharpens it: the hotspots tighten, the order and the timings settle, and the parts below unlock as the sample grows.
- Where to go – pick-up, objectives and hand-in available
- Typical time and objective order – median and middle half needs 3 completed runs (now 1) not yet
- Tips – what most players do needs 5 runs (now 1) not yet
- Where players die – death hotspots on the map needs 5 characters from at least 2 different people (now 1 from 1) not yet
Timings
Based on 1 completed run. Published by the analyser – low confidence.
Same 1 run; mean 23 min 35 s.
Counting every recorded attempt, finished or not.
0 tracked kills, typically 1,705 XP, done around level 21.
The route
An early route: drawn from the first runs and sharper with every upload. Pick-up, hand-in and the objective hotspots are where the quest is, so they are shown from the first run.
Map coordinates are the addon's own 0–1 zone coordinates (Hillsbrad Foothills), origin top-left, x to the right and y downward. Drag the zone map to pan, ctrl/⌘ + scroll or the buttons to zoom; the grid lines are tenths of the zone.
- hotspot centroid (numbered by weight)
- where players were
- pick up
- turn in
- Pick up
- 0.290, 0.630 median of 1 recorded accept on Hillsbrad Foothills
- Turn in
- 0.290, 0.630 median of 1 recorded turn-in on Hillsbrad Foothills
- Deaths during this quest
- None recorded – nobody died doing this.
Objectives, in the order players do them
Order published by the analyser from 1 run.
Objective 3 — needs 1
Players finish it about 23 min 22 s into the quest (median over 1 run, low confidence). order not certain yet
Go to (published hotspots):
- 0.290, 0.630 weight 1.00, 1 point
1 recorded position in Hillsbrad Foothills.
- hotspot centroid (numbered by weight)
- where players were
- pick up
- turn in
Tips
No tips yet – they need a handful of runs before they say anything true.
Recorded runs
No runs recorded yet.
Community notes
Nobody has added a note to this quest yet.