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No One Here Gets Out Alive

Quest #28192 Level 21 Hillsbrad Foothills Horde only 1 run – thin

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What to do

Assess the situation at the Sludge Fields.

The quest giver's words

This farm is under lockdown! Nothing gets in and nothing gets out! We're still assessing the situation to try and figure out exactly what happened, but my theory is that the laborers ate the mushrooms and somehow mutated into hideous undead monsters. I mean, how else could this have happened? This is just a farm! We grow mushrooms here! And sludge! Yes, sludge!

Take a look around, <class>, because now that you're here you can't leave until this issue is resolved.

See for yourself!

Completion

As you can see, they're all monsters! Most of my guards died and the ones that managed to escape are now holding down the barricades, preventing any of these potentially dangerous creatures from getting out.

We need your help!

Category: Hillsbrad Foothills.

What you need

Nothing: no quest item is handed out and none is required to start.

The reward

No item reward.

Money
none
Experience
1,650
at level 26 or lower; less above
By character level
LevelExperienceShare
19–26 1,650 100%
27 1,300 80%
28 1,000 60%
29 650 40%
30 330 20%
31–89 170 10%
90 none level cap

The game pays the full figure up to five levels above the quest, then 20 % less for each level more, down to a tenth, and none at the level cap. A bonus of your own (a guild perk, a holiday) comes on top.

Observed, what players here were paid: 1,815 experience (median of 1 run), no money (median of 1 run).

The listed figures and the players here disagree, so both are shown rather than one picked.

  • Experience: players were paid 10% more than the 1,650 listed. An experience bonus (heirlooms, a guild perk) pays more; a character well above the quest's level earns less.

Reputation

Who it is for

Faction
Horde only
Race
any race
Class
any class
Level
quest level 21, requires level 19
Profession
none
Repeats
once only

The chain

Before this

Where it starts and ends

Starts at
Hand in to
Where No One Here Gets Out Alive starts and ends in Hillsbrad Foothills
Where No One Here Gets Out Alive starts and ends in Hillsbrad Foothills
  • pick up
  • turn in

These two markers are the quest giver's and the hand-in's own positions – not where anybody was standing. The recorded positions are further down, under the community data.

Relevant locations

Relevant locations in Hillsbrad Foothills
Relevant locations in Hillsbrad Foothills

The pins are the game's own map markers; the coordinates are the game's 0–100, as /way takes them.


What players recorded

Everything below this line is a different kind of knowledge from everything above it. Above: what the quest is, the same on every realm. Below: what actually happened when people played it, uploaded by them, with the number of runs printed against every figure. It is an observation, not a fact about the quest.

This guide rests on 1 completed run. That is enough to show where people went and not enough to trust the timings – treat them as one player's evening.

How precise this guide is

Early guide Built from 1 run by 1 player – low confidence. Every upload of this quest sharpens it: the hotspots tighten, the order and the timings settle, and the parts below unlock as the sample grows.

  • Where to go – pick-up, objectives and hand-in available
  • Typical time and objective order – median and middle half needs 3 completed runs (now 1) not yet
  • Tips – what most players do needs 5 runs (now 1) not yet
  • Where players die – death hotspots on the map needs 5 characters from at least 2 different people (now 1 from 1) not yet

Timings

Observed, not a fact about the game: 1 completed run behind the medians, 1 recorded attempt in total.
4 s median time (accept → turn in) from 1 run

Based on 1 completed run. Published by the analyser – low confidence.

4 s fastest recorded run slowest 4 s

Same 1 run; mean 4 s.

1 / 1 turned in / attempted nobody abandoned it

Counting every recorded attempt, finished or not.

0.0 deaths per attempt 0 deaths in total

0 tracked kills, typically 1,815 XP, done around level 22.

The route

An early route: drawn from the first runs and sharper with every upload. Pick-up, hand-in and the objective hotspots are where the quest is, so they are shown from the first run.

Map coordinates are the addon's own 0–1 zone coordinates (Hillsbrad Foothills), origin top-left, x to the right and y downward. Drag the zone map to pan, ctrl/⌘ + scroll or the buttons to zoom; the grid lines are tenths of the zone.

Overview of No One Here Gets Out Alive in Hillsbrad Foothills
Overview of No One Here Gets Out Alive in Hillsbrad Foothills
  • pick up
  • turn in
Pick up
0.360, 0.610 median of 1 recorded accept on Hillsbrad Foothills
Turn in
0.360, 0.610 median of 1 recorded turn-in on Hillsbrad Foothills
Deaths during this quest
None recorded – nobody died doing this.

Objectives, in the order players do them

No objective progress has been uploaded for this quest yet. Once somebody plays it with the addon on, the objectives and their hotspots appear here automatically.

Tips

No tips yet – they need a handful of runs before they say anything true.

Recorded runs

No runs recorded yet.

Community notes

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