What to do
The Prolific Writer in Schnottz's Landing wants you to collect 6 Fresh Uniforms from Schnottz Sea Sailors.
Objective by objective
- Collect Fresh Sailor Uniform item #63248
The quest's own structured objectives. How many of each you need is set by the game when you accept it, so it is not stored here – the sentence above is the quest's own wording.
The quest giver's words
Please, <class>! We need your help!
We're being kept in this building against our will. And with the commander on such a tirade, there's no telling what he might do to us!
Perhaps if you were to secure some uniforms for us, we could sneak away.
We never should have come here. I see that now.
If you help us escape, I will write the TRUTH of what has happened here.
The men on those ships are all dressed in the garb we need.
Progress
Were you able to find us some uniforms, <race>?
Completion
These are perfect, <class>.
Wish us luck!
Category: Uldum.
What you need
Nothing: no quest item is handed out and none is required to start.
The reward
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False-Face Mask
item #65848 · Uncommon · item level 312 · sells for 12g 72s 64c
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Gauntlets of the Obelisk
item #65849 · Uncommon · item level 312 · sells for 8g 57s 95c
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Mirror-Polished Boots
item #65850
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Officer's Formal Baton
item #65851 · Uncommon · item level 312 · sells for 28g 52s 55c
- Money
- 8g 60s
- and 2g 21s 50c more at level 90, the level cap, in place of the experience
- Experience
- 43,900
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at level 88 or lower; less above
By character level
Level Experience Share 83–88 43,900 100% 89 35,100 80% 90 none 2g 21s 50c more money The game pays the full figure up to five levels above the quest, then 20 % less for each level more, down to a tenth, and none at the level cap. A bonus of your own (a guild perk, a holiday) comes on top.
Who it is for
- Faction
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- Race
- any race
- Class
- any class
- Level
- quest level 83, requires level 83
- Profession
- none
- Repeats
- once only
The chain
Before this
- Missed Me By Zhat Much! #28187 · any one of these
After this
- Firing Squad #28267
Where it starts and ends
- Starts at
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- Prolific Writer npc · Uldum at 0.218, 0.640
- Hand in to
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- Prolific Writer npc · Uldum at 0.218, 0.640
- pick up
- turn in
These two markers are the quest giver's and the hand-in's own positions – not where anybody was standing. The recorded positions are further down, under the community data.
Relevant locations
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Uldum
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Prolific Writer
Starts the quest · 21.9, 64.0
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Prolific Writer
Hand the quest in · 21.9, 64.0
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Schnottz Sea Trooper
Quest objective · 22.6, 67.4
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The pins are the game's own map markers; the coordinates are the game's 0–100, as
/way takes them.
What players recorded
Everything below this line is a different kind of knowledge from everything above it. Above: what the quest is, the same on every realm. Below: what actually happened when people played it, uploaded by them, with the number of runs printed against every figure. It is an observation, not a fact about the quest.
Nobody has completed this quest with telemetry on yet, so there is no timing. Everything below is drawn straight from the 0 recorded attempts the hub has.
How precise this guide is
Early guide Built from 0 runs by 0 players – low confidence. Every upload of this quest sharpens it: the hotspots tighten, the order and the timings settle, and the parts below unlock as the sample grows.
- Where to go – pick-up, objectives and hand-in needs one recorded run not yet
- Typical time and objective order – median and middle half needs 3 completed runs (now 0) not yet
- Tips – what most players do needs 5 runs (now 0) not yet
- Where players die – death hotspots on the map needs 5 characters from at least 2 different people (now 0 from 0) not yet
Timings
Based on 0 completed runs. Computed on this page; the analyser has not published this quest yet.
Same 0 runs.
Counting every recorded attempt, finished or not.
0 tracked kills.
The route
An early route: drawn from the first runs and sharper with every upload. Pick-up, hand-in and the objective hotspots are where the quest is, so they are shown from the first run.
Map coordinates are the addon's own 0–1 zone coordinates (Uldum), origin top-left, x to the right and y downward. Drag the zone map to pan, ctrl/⌘ + scroll or the buttons to zoom; the grid lines are tenths of the zone.
- Pick up
- Not recorded yet.
- Turn in
- Not recorded yet.
- Deaths during this quest
- None recorded – nobody died doing this.
Objectives, in the order players do them
No objective progress has been uploaded for this quest yet. Once somebody plays it with the addon on, the objectives and their hotspots appear here automatically.
Tips
No tips yet – they need a handful of runs before they say anything true.
Recorded runs
No runs recorded yet.
Community notes
Nobody has added a note to this quest yet.