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We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two...

Quest #25945 Level 26 Ashenvale Horde only 1 run – thin

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What to do

Take the Krom'gar Wagon to the Fold in Stonetalon Mountains.

Objective by objective

The quest's own structured objectives. How many of each you need is set by the game when you accept it, so it is not stored here – the sentence above is the quest's own wording.

The quest giver's words

You're in Hellscream's army now, <name>, and in Hellscream's army we kick butt and take names. Gone are the days of our people starving in the streets of Orgrimmar as we sign treaties with elves. We take what we need now. Kalimdor belongs to the Horde!

The Alliance attempts to stop our expansion every chance they get. Unsatisfied with owning most of the Eastern Kingdoms, those pig-lickers want it all!

Overlord Krom'gar has called for more troops in Stonetalon. Get on the caravan west of here and go!

Completion

While you remain in Stonetalon and fight as a Krom'gar soldier you will remain suited up! Am I clear? DO you hear me, grunt? If I see you without Hellscream's beloved tabard I will put my foot so far up your backside that you'll be spitting up laces.

Category: Stonetalon Mountains.

What you need

Nothing: no quest item is handed out and none is required to start.

The reward

No item reward.

Money
none
and 3s 30c more at level 90, the level cap, in place of the experience
Experience
525
at level 31 or lower; less above
By character level
LevelExperienceShare
24–31 525 100%
32 420 80%
33 320 60%
34 210 40%
35 110 20%
36–89 55 10%
90 none 3s 30c more money

The game pays the full figure up to five levels above the quest, then 20 % less for each level more, down to a tenth, and none at the level cap. A bonus of your own (a guild perk, a holiday) comes on top.

Observed, what players here were paid: 577 experience (median of 1 run), no money (median of 1 run).

The listed figures and the players here disagree, so both are shown rather than one picked.

  • Experience: players were paid 10% more than the 525 listed. An experience bonus (heirlooms, a guild perk) pays more; a character well above the quest's level earns less.

Reputation

Who it is for

Faction
Horde only
Race
any race
Class
any class
Level
quest level 26, requires level 24
Profession
none
Repeats
once only

The chain

Before this

Nothing – this is where the chain starts.

After this

Where it starts and ends

Starts at
Hand in to
  • Saurboz npc · Stonetalon Mountains at 0.743, 0.477
Where We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two... starts and ends in Ashenvale
Where We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two... starts and ends in Ashenvale
  • pick up

These two markers are the quest giver's and the hand-in's own positions – not where anybody was standing. The recorded positions are further down, under the community data.

Relevant locations

Relevant locations in Ashenvale
Relevant locations in Ashenvale
Relevant locations in Stonetalon Mountains
Relevant locations in Stonetalon Mountains

The pins are the game's own map markers; the coordinates are the game's 0–100, as /way takes them.


What players recorded

Everything below this line is a different kind of knowledge from everything above it. Above: what the quest is, the same on every realm. Below: what actually happened when people played it, uploaded by them, with the number of runs printed against every figure. It is an observation, not a fact about the quest.

This guide rests on 1 completed run. That is enough to show where people went and not enough to trust the timings – treat them as one player's evening.

How precise this guide is

Early guide Built from 1 run by 1 player – low confidence. Every upload of this quest sharpens it: the hotspots tighten, the order and the timings settle, and the parts below unlock as the sample grows.

  • Where to go – pick-up, objectives and hand-in available
  • Typical time and objective order – median and middle half needs 3 completed runs (now 1) not yet
  • Tips – what most players do needs 5 runs (now 1) not yet
  • Where players die – death hotspots on the map needs 5 characters from at least 2 different people (now 1 from 1) not yet

Timings

Observed, not a fact about the game: 1 completed run behind the medians, 1 recorded attempt in total.
2 min 36 s median time (accept → turn in) from 1 run

Based on 1 completed run. Published by the analyser – low confidence.

2 min 36 s fastest recorded run slowest 2 min 36 s

Same 1 run; mean 2 min 36 s.

1 / 1 turned in / attempted nobody abandoned it

Counting every recorded attempt, finished or not.

0.0 deaths per attempt 0 deaths in total

0 tracked kills, typically 577 XP, done around level 25.

The route

An early route: drawn from the first runs and sharper with every upload. Pick-up, hand-in and the objective hotspots are where the quest is, so they are shown from the first run.

Map coordinates are the addon's own 0–1 zone coordinates (Ashenvale), origin top-left, x to the right and y downward. Drag the zone map to pan, ctrl/⌘ + scroll or the buttons to zoom; the grid lines are tenths of the zone.

Overview of We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two... in Ashenvale
Overview of We're Here to Do One Thing, Maybe Two... in Ashenvale
  • pick up
  • turn in
Pick up
0.500, 0.660 median of 1 recorded accept on Ashenvale
Turn in
0.740, 0.480 median of 1 recorded turn-in on Stonetalon Mountains
Deaths during this quest
None recorded – nobody died doing this.

Objectives, in the order players do them

No objective progress has been uploaded for this quest yet. Once somebody plays it with the addon on, the objectives and their hotspots appear here automatically.

Tips

No tips yet – they need a handful of runs before they say anything true.

Recorded runs

No runs recorded yet.

Community notes

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